So, there I was…nearing the climax of Pride and Prejudice…
I carried the book into that secret chamber known in the common tongue as ‘the potty’ to, well you know…
I was at the point of Mr Darcy revealing his unchanged feelings and wishes to Lizzy…
and there,on the throne, I actually teared up.
Man, what have I become? 
Have you tried increasing the fiber in your diet?
there’s fiber in the pages of Jane Austen’s works..so yeah!