This was too precious to pass up. It’s an actual advert on a website , where folks post that they’re looking for bands, players etc.
” I make horrible dying animal sounds with my guitar.If this is what you need,I am your man.Tom Morello can kiss my arse.A 25-year old Ibanez and a 15 Watt Fender can make a grown man cry! My sweep picking is the stuff of legends! I know how to cook hot dogs! I dare you! ”